Climate Change is FAKE!!!

Praveen Pareek
5 min readMar 20, 2020

I just spent some time digging around the environmental headlines of the past (around year 1970 and further).

Note: This article is written as sattire. For the people who deny that climate change is not happening.

Climate Change is Real and it’s Happening Right Now!

It was the same as making people feel worried about dangers, that do not really exist. But none of the catastrophic predictions had come true. They said the ozone layer is depleting, and it will be gone (or will not be enough to protect us from UV rays.), but no one hears about this now.

Other examples are:

“The approach of a full-blown 10,000-year ice age.”

“Will the oceans be dead by 2000??”

There are tons of headlines just like that. But none of that ever came to pass.The ozone panic has disappeared. And we’ve switched from global cooling to global warming (Maybe that’s why George R. R. Martin came up with the series titled “A Song of Ice and Fire”).

Now come at the prevention measures taken to fight climate change.

“Speak up!”

“Recycle more.”

“Power your home with renewable energy.”

What’s the single biggest way you can make an impact on global climate change?

“Talk to your friends and family, and make sure your representatives are making good decisions.”

And what our representatives are doing? They are using this as smokescreen, trying to hide real issues and make people fight.

Now time for another inconvenient truth.

“Plastic can never truly be recycled. *GASP*! The more accurate (and honest) way to phrase this is that plastic can be down-cycled.”

The plastic which we put into bins (separate bins for recyclable and kitchen waste.), do you know where it ends up?

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Praveen Pareek

I am an avid enthusiast of data and social science, and I have a passion for writing about AI, philosophy, and technology.